Cap'n Nemo

Oh fuck yes, I see what you mean now.

Captain. it's so big!

I can see that.

Will it eat us alive?

Don't be silly lad, it's only a massive book. Nothing to worry about. Unless you boys can't read that is.

No Captain, we're talking about the giant fucking squid outside the window!!!

Oh right. Yes... That is rather big... I suppose.