The War In Colour

June 6, 1944

Captain Johnson?!

Take that! You German bastards!!!

Captain?!!!

What is it kid? Can't you see I'm busy wiping out Nazi scum?

But Captain, look!!!

What is it, the Luftwaffe? Please, don't give me anymore bad news. Our men are getting slaughtered out here on these beaches. I just couldn't take anymore bad news.

But Captain, it's going to be okay. Mr. Churchhill has sent in the Lord Of The Rings Trilogy!!!

Abridged or Unabridged?

By the looks of 'em, unabridged Sir.

Thank fuck for that!