Susan Boyle Takes A Shower

Thursday, 30th April, 2009

Oh Billy Bunter what do we have here. It's Britain's Got Talent star; Susan Boyle.

It seems from this pictogram that Ms. Boyle enjoys to walk or at least has to walk at some periods of the day. Wonderful memories still in the nation's mind of her performance of "I Dreamed a Dream" from the fuck-off musical Les Misérables as she walks down the road using only her feet and legs for support. We at, said local newspaper, approve of Ms. Boyle's decision to walk down the street. It was reported today that Ms. Boyle even took a shower this morning before leaving her home in Blackburn, West Lothian, Scotland where she lives. That's right, Susan Boyle took a shower. Although Ms. Boyle has done the best to spruce up her image and shake off her "mannish" look it is said she still can't stop some of her masculine ways such as using Lynx Instinct shower gel and wearing men's socks with "Mine's a pint" and other phrases on them. It is said that Susan was heard in the shower singing a arousing rendition of "I know him so well" from the musical Chess which brought tears to a passer by who heard it. "It were like magic, so it was." Mr. Kent Butler was quoted as saying. Yes, it looks like Susan Boyle will take more showers before going up against the best that Britain has to offer (namely DJ Talent) as the programme Britain's Got Talent continues to wow and amaze us... Entirely.