Tuesday 7 July 2009

Flat Pack.



Nancy, I'm looking at these wardrobe assembly instructions and ... well ... this wardrobe is going to be tiny!

Let me see ... Oh God, you're right! It'll be ok, though. It's not as if we need a large wardrobe. It would be perfect for midget clothes ... in fact, I think you could safely fit a whole midget inside of there!

I don't think you could. Midget bums stick out.

2 comments:

Kerja_Relon said...

He's right. Their bums do stick out. Two words: Warwick Davis.

Kerja_Relon said...

Big hands though. :-/