Sporting Prayers.

Dear man in the sky. We desperately need you to endow us with your spirit and magical fairy dust, to give us the powers we need in order to defeat our opposition in this trivial, sporting competition. You see, we're much holier than our opposition ... they're a team full of bigots and ... uh ... litterbugs. So we're way more deserving of some of your good mojo than they are, and by doing so you'll be sending them a sharp message of your wrath. Amen.