Tuesday 28 July 2009

Wait.



Honey, I lost 10 pounds this month!

Really? That's pretty impressive, well done! You look great ... well, you still look hideous ... but it's getting more tolerable to take short glimpses of you ... from far away ... on a bus ... through squinted eyes ... squinted eyes wearing heavy, dark sunglasses ... or perhaps even a welding mask?

1 comment:

Kerja_Relon said...

I'm sure by this time her partner is wishing he were blind. Like a blind man is.