90's Dating

Hey Jackie, how's that ad coming along?

Oh Beth, it's so hard to describe yourself on paper.

Well you know how these dating ads are. You just tell them a bit about yourself and what you're looking for in a partner.

Yeah? Go on.

Well you tell them that your name is Jackie and-

You know I don't like being called that. Only Mom calls me Jackie.

Okay, okay, so your name is Jack and you like baseball and motor sports and you have a good sense of humour...

And then what?

And you're looking for a woman... I don't know, whatever you're looking for in a woman. Just write that down.

Hey! Yeah! I understand exactly what you mean now. Come look!

Right, let's see... "Ball-licker wanted. To lick on balls and suck on pisser. "

What do you think Beth?

Hmm... It's catchy and to the point. I like it.