Haiti Hospital.

The test shows you have a high blood pressure.

Oh no. Is it treatable?

Oh, absolutely. You'll be required to drop into the clinic for six-to-eight sessions of infant rape. You'll be working with 'Pamela', who is one of our leading Witch Doctors. She'll guide you through the whole process, and you'll need to visit me again at the completion of that course. We believe every ailment can be treated with some atrocious sodomy...