Jesus Saves

Oh dear little demon type creature, don't you realise that you can never be. You see, my Father wrote a book called The Bible and you my dear friend are not in it. You are a fictional creation from a man named Darwin. Nothing more. You see, when the Earth began, it was Adam and Eve in the garden of Eden. Not all this Pangea rubbish with your lizards wandering about eating each other. No, no, it was as my Father wrote it in his book. So now do you understand why I must crush thee? I am presuming your little growl is a "yes". Good, good, now stand back dino breath because it's Jesus Time!!! That's a registered trademark by the way so no copying my shit because I know what you raptor folk are like.