Pussy Galore

Hey Rob.

Hey Tom.

Doing the shopping for the Wife this week?

Yeah, you know how it is.

Actually I don't. I don't have a wife and am not interested in women in general.

Yeah... Um.

I haven't seen you in ages. How are you doing these days?

Not too bad. Business is good. And me and Kirsty are trying for another baby. How about you?

Oh I'm dying. In fact, I shouldn't even be here. I can't work with this disease. There. I said it out loud.

That's awful Tom. What is it? Cancer?

No. Nothing like that.

Is it a degenerative disease? Like Parkinson's or Huntington's?

No, not that kind.

It's not A.I.D.S is it?

Close. I have F.I.V.

F.I.V?

Cat A.I.D.S.

How the hell did you get that?

How do you think?