Friday 14 May 2010

And If You Wanna Rock, Let's Turn This Mother Out!



Jesiah, I want you to listen to me very closely. Okay?

Sure, sure Abraham. What is it?

I told you that when we arrived in the New World, when we arrived in America I would take a wife yes?

Yes.

It is time my friend. Find me a Jewish Princess to whom I shall be wed.

But Abraham, how am to find this Princess of yours?

She will come to me.

But how will she know to find you?

All Jewish Princesses are attracted to money and power. And I have both... And you know it.

1 comment:

John said...

Jewish Princesses are attracted to beards. Let's get this straight.