Monday, 10 May 2010

Sexual Harassment (Goblin In The Office)


Nancy?

Yes Richard?

We've been working together for how long?

I don't know. About Four or Five years. Why?

Because I never done told you this before but when I first met you, I fancied the shit out of you. But as I got to know you in the last couple of years, I have fallen madly in love wit' you. I can't hold back my feelings any longer. I love you Nancy and I want to spend the rest of my life with you.

What kind of fucking cunt do you take me for?

A Massive one my dear.

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