Thursday 18 June 2009

Bagless Cylinder Vacuum Cleaner 3.11



We're proud to announce that our new 'Bagless Cylinder Vacuum Cleaner' operates on a revolutionary new friction-based technology. You can power the whole system by simply running the vacuum along the surface you wish to clean. You can also power the device manually by twisting the wind-up mechanism on the top of the cylinder. This will save money for the consumer, and our Earth's resources in energy. Oh, it looks like we have a question from the audience...

Yeah, can I get the Google from your fancy vacuum cleaner?

1 comment:

Kerja_Relon said...

Ulgh! Madonna could use one of them fanny vacuums. The amount of men she's had inside herself doesn't even warrant thinking about.