Tuesday 16 June 2009

What Ever Happened To Anti Analysis?



Hey Chow, my computer's not working.

What'd you mean Jimmy? You're computer no work?

No, it's not that. I mean, it does work.

So what problem Jimmy?

The problem is, I can't log into my porno site.

Oh yeah, that new measures set by company. They block all sex sites. They no like employees being perverts.

Well I am pervert Chow and I need my porno so I can have my afternoon tea break wank. Oh well, I'll just have to log into the Sainsbury's website and have a look at their lingerie pages. Nah, you know what, fuck all this shit! I'm going there for myself.

You off to Sainsbury's now?

Yeah, tell the boss he can fuck his job 'cause I need to blow my load.

(Later at Sainsbury's. By the changing rooms.)



Oh yeah, come to me baby. I can almost taste this jacket. I might just leave it's owner a little wet and slimey present inside one of the pockets. Yeah, let's just do that.

3 comments:

Kerja_Relon said...

I'm proud to say that the bottom photo was taken by me. That's my real thumb in that picture! Gotta love Sainsbugs.

Kerja_Relon said...

I was tempted to steal the badge on that Sainsbugs jacket. :)

John said...

You should have!

Congratulations on the cameo.