Buying The Cow.

This is pointless, Bob. I mean, what the hell are you going to do with that cow once you've managed to lasso it - "Oh great, now I can drag this quarter-ton animal around with me. Maybe I will drag it back to my house where it can piss and shit all over my stuff..."? This is stupid, I'm going to have to leave. Good luck with this shit, slick. Hey I've got an idea, why don't you lasso yourself a dick or something?