I want you to study these diagrams. They illustrate how your stopping distances vary when driving in extreme weather conditions.
The diagram on the next page details how a child's lower intestine can be forced beyond the colon, when you hit the fucker at 80mph. I will be quizzing you next week on which of the major organs is likely to rupture at which point during the impact.
Thursday 8 January 2009
Henry Rollins : Driving Instructor.
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Great new segment! I fucking love Henry Rollins. He isn't just a wacked out rocker but he is actually very intelligent.
I adore Henry Rollins. I want one of Kate Beaton's 'WWHRD?' ('What Would Henry Rollins Do?' - in case you ever needed it explained) t-shirts. Plus, his Harmony In My Head show is the best radio show in the world. Fact.
Kate Beaton fucking rules, in case you've never seen her work - http://www.katebeaton.com/
This new segment came about when I followed the slowest, shittiest learner driver EVER yesterday afternoon. Honestly, the usual 15 minute drive between work and my home took 40 minutes, because of this idiot kid. It was during that time I thought, 'man, this shit wouldn't stand if Henry Rollins were in command'.
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