Thursday 8 January 2009

William James Mercer Lays It Down Old Skool.



Oh, Christ! My neighbour's stupid kid has been outside, banging on her tambourine all fucking morning! I'm going to have to do something about this ... Hey kid ... Yeah, you with the tambourine.

Hello, Mr. Mercer.

Yeah, hi. How about you tap that shitty tambourine in rhythm with this world-class beatboxing I'm about to throw down? *bfffffffffft-bud-bud-bfffft-bud-bud...*

3 comments:

John said...

First Mercer of the year.

Feels good.

Kerja_Relon said...

Oh come on, it always feels good. Hmm? Hmm?

Was the girl with the tambourine Linda McCartney as a child practising for what would one day be her role in the band Wings?

John said...

Of course, it always feels good! Mercer is essentially an extension of myself.

And yes, the little girl was Linda McCartney. She was bashing the tambourine with a pork chop.