Wednesday 7 January 2009

Living Room Press Conference.



Oh, so you've bought all of these microphones and set them up in our living room, and now it makes you important? Am I supposed to sit here and ask you questions all night from now on!? This is ridiculous. You're full of shit, Annie. Absolutely full of shit.

I'd like to address that question by affirming the importance of my person. I'd also like to point out that members should raise their hand for attention before asking any questions. Are you clear on that?

I'm sorry, what? You'll need to raise your hand before asking me a question.

Oh, ok. Are you clear on ... oh shit, you've got me to raise my hand. This Q&A session is over.

2 comments:

Kerja_Relon said...

Q&As always make me feel dirty.

John said...

Dirtier.