Friday, 30 January 2009

Ted, You Drop To One Knee Like A Pro!



I'll tell you what, you guys may have lost every game this season, but you sure know how to pose for a team photo! That's what I admire about you guys - your ability to keep smiling like a bunch of battery-licking spastics, regardless of the crushing defeats you set yourselves up for in life.

*Psst* Listen up, fellas! You've gotta ditch the bitch ahead of next season! You're always gonna lose every game when you've got a chick on your team. She's not gonna take any game seriously when she's got, like, ironing and soap operas on her mind.

1 comment:

Kerja_Relon said...

Christ, ain't that true. Like my wife's only got bleeding bingo and bunnies on the brain. Can't do nothing with a woman these days... Or any days.