Tuesday 17 March 2009

Playing Alone Is Like Drinking Alone.



Holy shit, Don! You massacred, like, seven cops just there! Your wanted level is, like, six stars now! You better find a safe house or they'll send in the army to take you down. Seriously, man. I've seen it happen before, they'll actually send in the army with a bunch of tanks to blow you the hell up! Do you have a safe house nearby? You'll probably need to steal a decent car or something. You'll need a set of wheels to stand a chance, because you won't survive just on your own ... oh, wait. No. You won't. Because you're outside. In real life. You dumb shit. You can't kill people in real life by hitting the B button at the right time. There's an old lady watching you across the road, and she's thinking 'what the fuck?'. Seriously, I'm going to have to go someplace else right now. I can't be friends with you.

1 comment:

Kerja_Relon said...

Sounds like he's living GTA fo' real. Love that photo by the way. He looks so intense and so oriental. lol