Popeye-dell

So Jack, how'd your surprise marriage proposal go with Kelly last night?

You remember that one Klytus dude?

Who?

From the movie Flash Gordon.

Flash Gordon? You mean the movie with that one Jew Topol?

Yeah man, the fiddler on the fucking roof alright. That Flash Gordon. I mean, how many Flash Gordons has there been?

Flash Gordon, yeah man, yeah. "Gordon's alive???" Fucking Blessed man, love that guy.

Yeah, we've established what movie I'm talking about now Kyle, let's move on.

So how'd the proposal go then?

I'm trying to tell ya. Anyway, you know that Klytus dude?

Yeah, fella that wore that gold mask. Looked a bit like Iron Man.

Yeah, well you remember how he died in Flash Gordon.

Hmm... It's been a while but didn't he fall on a spike in Vultan's kingdom? Yeah, he did. I remember how grossed out I was when his eyes popped out his head. What about it?

Well, that's how well it went.

Fuck man.