Wednesday 18 March 2009

William James Mercer Cowell.



Oh, hell. My neighbour's retarded daughter has pulled together a bunch of her stupid little friends in an attempt to create a teenage singing group. They're practicing their dance steps right now on the front yard. With all of my wealth of experience, I could probably offer them a little advice ... hey girls ... you need to make friends with a fat black girl and include her into your shitty little 'band' if you ever want to achieve anything!

1 comment:

Kerja_Relon said...

'Minds me of The Saturdays. Heard those bitches? Absolutely awful. They have 2 black girls in the group. Good job Girls Aloud don't have any black chicks in the band or Cheryl Cole might lynch them.
:-)