Beefeating.

Hey-Hey-Hey! Anybody here request a Beefeater to teach their son the rewarding art of carpentry?

I did. My son is right there, get to work.

You see that bench, lad? That bench has a big dent. Do you see that big dent? Good. You can dent virtually anything if you apply enough force to it. Benches, metal piping and casings, animal skulls ... are you keeping up with this knowledge bomb I'm about to detonate? I can talk slower if you need me to.