No, no! Delicately remove his shoes and steal his socks.
His socks? Are you sure about this, old uncle Thomas?
Yeah, absolutely! He'll wake up and be like, "whoa, looks like I nodded off for a second there, how long was I asleep?". Then he'll think, "...wait a sec, my feet feel strange. Am I not wearing any socks? Did I put any socks on this morning? Why the fuck would I not put on any socks?!". He won't know what the hell is going on. If we set up the video camera behind that other tree over there, we can YouTube the fuck out of his reaction.
Friday, 20 March 2009
YouToobeen Framed.
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We'll hide the camera inside that ram's skull which is mysteriously hanging on that nearby tree. Fortunate that.
That's not a ram's skull Uncle Thomas, it's a demon spirit watching over us.
We'll hide the camera in it all the same son.
I was going to have the fellows hide the camera in the oddly-placed goat's skull, but I thought; "nah, forget it - yo home's to Bel-Air!".
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