Butt-Rape Island.

Say, that place looks like a good spot to harbour. Whoa, shit! Look at those weird kids with the hats. Oh, those little fuckers are seriously creepy! Jesus Christ, that was a close call. I was like, this far away from dropping anchor. We'd best continue to sail along, and keep an eye out for a better-looking place than creepy, old, butt-rape island over there.