Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to the Museum Of Unnecessarily Large Antiquities ... *ahem* ... Before we get started with the tour, you'll need to know that there is a height restriction in place. You need to be at least this tall to carry on ... *ahem* ... I said, you'll need to be at least this tall to carry on. You know, a height restriction like the kind you'd get on a rollercoaster ... and the things here are really large. What? None of you are going to laugh at that joke? It's good material. The last group I used that line on practically fucking died with laughter. Fuck it, you ungrateful butt-holes can guide yourselves around this shitty museum.
Wednesday 18 February 2009
Museum Of Unnecessarily Large Antiquities.
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I hope they charge 8 quid per person and then charge you up the arse for taking care of your bag and coats that you're not allowed to take into the exhibition. Just like the Babylon: myth and reality exhibition at the British Museum.
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