Monday 9 February 2009

Dial 118-118

Yes, I was once like you. One of the little people. A mere mortal. Ordinary. But in a freak accident involving a mobile phone I became... VODAFONE-MAN!!! Able to call anywhere in the world and at any time. And best of all, never lose my signal! Prepare villains for a new brand of phone is coming to kick your ass AND give you 500 free texts per months, plus 100 free minutes!!!

1 comment:

John said...

I'd push his buttons.

Then I'd proper, like, fist him. In his shitter.

yeeeeeah.