Whoooooa, there! What the fuck is this!? Hey, you in the next stall, what the fuck!? Why have you pushed your boob through the hole in the cubicle wall?
I'm glory-holing you. Just go with the flow.
'Glory-hole'? What the hell is that!?
It's an anonymous sex act. People put their junk through a hole in a public restroom cubicle wall, and y'know, they get it on. It's sexy.
It's really not sexy. I mean, it's really, really not sexy to suddenly have a boob emerge from the cubicle wall - while I'm sat here pushing out a shit. Oh yeah, and did you forget that you're my sister? Sisters don't really do that kind of thing.
See, I was thinking that. But then I thought, 'yeah, if I'm ever going to have sex with my sister, it really should be anonymously through a hole in a public restroom'.
Holy shit, you really thought this through. I actually hate you.
Of course I thought it through. I mean, I was intending to poke a couple of fingers at you through the hole. Y'know, to offer you a little fingerbanging. But, I don't know, it just seemed kind of rude to go straight into offering you something like that. You're a classy girl, plus it's pretty safe to say that I have some fantastic tits happening on me. So I decided in the end to try and get you going with giving you a view of the old assets.
I'm really glad you consider me classy enough to flash one of your udders at me, in an attempt at a weird, incestuous love affair. I'm really not interested, but thanks anyway. Now I'm just about finished doing what I came in here to do, so I guess I'll see you back in the car. I can't wait to get on with the rest of this, the first day of a two-day road trip with you sat next to me.
Tuesday, 3 February 2009
Glory Hole.
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Ah, it's like Thelma and Louise all over again. ;-)
Great post!
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