Gerald's Funeral.

We are gathered here this afternoon to observe the passing of Gerald McManus. He was a fun-loving gentleman who dearly loved his friends and family. In fact. I'd wager he's up there right now, looking down at those loved ones who have attended his farewell today. And he's beaming with pride.

...nah! I'm just fuckin' with you all! He ain't 'up there'. There's nothing 'up there'. Although, if you do dig on any of that superstitious bullshit, then I think we could agree that Gerald would actually be 'down there' searing it up with the rest of the old pricks. In short, good-bye Gerald. You big, old racist.