Bingo'ing!

Ha-Ha-Ha! Would anybody care to blow on these balls for luck, before I draw them?

OH! For fuck's sake, enough with the ball jokes! Honestly, somebody's gonna get a D.I.Y. hysterectomy in this motherfucker if I hear another; "the balls are dropping ... the balls are hot tonight ... the balls are small" or, "Hey Joe, would you empty your balls into my little chamber...". Honestly, just give me a fuckin' reason!

Alright, calm down. These lousy jokes are only being used to distract your attentions away from the shitty cucumber sandwich 'grand prize' we've got on offer.