The Browngrocer Returns

Hi-dee-hi, tis your local discount value Browngrocer. Nice to see you dropping by the shop again. Anything I can interest you in? I've recently been in France at a browngrocer's convention and I've brought back some interesting items that may tickle your fancy. Want to perhaps try the Funpple? There's a lot of fun in this fungus ridden apple I can tell ya. Or perhaps your a person of discerning taste and would like to try the exotic delicacy of the Moldana. Yes, it's moldy, yes it's bananay and yes it's tasty. Not even Alexander Fleming could resist this little delight. Oh, okay, how about you just take this out of date Asparagus. It'll make your piss stink. Come back again now.