Tuesday, 12 May 2009

Superstar Soccer Skills!



Yeah, what you're doing is pretty impressive and everything, but if you want to be included in this year's 'Generally Very Absurd Soccer-Related Skills Championship', then you need to ditch the standard plastic ball and start practicing with a motherfuckin' mahogany globe atlas.

1 comment:

Kerja_Relon said...

He needs to take his ass to Britain's Got Talent with all the rest of the scubby football tricksters. Actually, a mahog globe would be novel.