Oh, I am so happy, today on our most splendid wedding day my husband.
I too my sweet. For today it is, that you are to wear the chastity belt.
The what?
As my wife, hence my personal property, you are to wear this chastity belt which I have lovingly constructed for you. You will put your vagina inside the belt so no other man may touch you whilst I am away fighting the infidels in the Middle East. And it covers the buttocks too, so there'll be no buggery either. I have all aspects covered my sweet so don't get an ideas.
What about my mouth?
Shit.
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Excellent.
Where'd you find the photo, incidentally?
I found it in a search for "medieval". Those people actually got married like that.
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