You know Jimmy, when I was a young boy my Grandfather used to give me Werther's Original. Oh the taste, so thick and creamy and uncommonly good.
They do look good.
Hush now child. As I was saying, now I'm the grandfather and I'm giving you a Werther's. Here my boy, take this in your mouth.
But Grandpa, I don't wanna.
Come on son, just put it in your mouth it will taste nice I promise.
Grandpa no! Please!
OH MY GOD DAD!!! What do you think you're doing???
Why, I'm just offering little Jimmy here a lovely Werther's Original.
No you're not Dad, that's your penis!!! Now get your fucking penis away from my son's mouth! Right fucking now!!!
But son, I was just offering him a Werther's.
No Dad, that's not a Werther's, that's your old, shrivelled up cock. Now get out of my house right now!!!
But son?
You are never welcome here again.
Just one Werther's before I leave. They're so thick and creamy and-
OUT!!!
Thursday, 14 May 2009
Werther's Originals
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Wait, what? Werther's aren't penises? When did this happen?
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