Ye Olde Days

You summoned me my love?

Yes I did. Wife, it's no good. You'll just have to go and get my slippers.

But my darling, you are wearing them.

I know that. This cushion is too lumpy and another thing. The castle is too cold. I can't feel my slippers. Throw that picture of the queen that's behind me into the fire and warm me will you lover?

That's your mother dear.

Yes, throw her in too.