Tuesday 12 May 2009

Chicken Henry


Bunch o' them ole' folks, they call me Chicken Henry on account of the fact I raise me chickens. Always have, since I been a little'un. Oh yeah, I feed 'em on that there layers mash and keep 'em all comfy like. Y'know, I may look a bit ass-backwards and you'd probably think I'm a hick from hicksville but I'm not. I'm in tune with that there modern folks from Hollywood. Take that Lady Gaga and her pokerface. Corrr, I'd love to poke-her-face. She looks just like David Bowie and I bet she tastes just as nice too.

2 comments:

John said...

ma-ma-ma-ma-ma, ma-ma-ma-poke-uh-faaaace.

Dreadful woman.

Kerja_Relon said...

Yeah, she is rotten but you still can't read her pokerface. lol