Ye Olde Days III

Ding, dong! Well hello gorgeous.

Yes? Can I help you with something?

Oh yes, I'm sure you can. I was just sitting over there playing some tunes on this here harp o' mine and I couldn't help but notice a fine looking honey like yourself.
Excuse me kind Sir but you are mis-

No, no, excuse me dear lady. For I am declaring my undying love for you right here and now. You must be mine. I must take you are my wife.

Uh-huh. You know I'm a guy right?

Wha?

That's right Romeo. Fuck off and let me read my gigantic book will ya.