Bollocks! How'do? I could introduce myself but to be honest, I'm sure you don't really care. As I'm sure you don't really care about my story. To you, I'm sure I just look like a gormless fat bastard. But you'd be wrong, about one of them at least. I used to be a handsome man but now I'm just a handsome fat man. You don't get as fat as me by not putting the time in. I've had to make regular stops at Mickey D's and Burger King. But how much I weigh has nothing to do with this. It's about my life that's the point. And what a life it was...
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I'm not 'fat', my cock is actually wrapped around me.
This post is hopping about like a bastard!
Scratch that, this post is plopping about like a fat bastard.
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